I. Once there was a hairyball and after a painfull night he gave birth to his pale friends...
II. But his pale unloyal friends soon got bored and took off to find a fancy head somewhere else.
III. But just as they started to feel comfortable, a giant stork came and dragged them away.
IV. And as they were left alone they started to cry a tearball, hoping he would find their hairy ball to tell him their sad story...
V. After the hairy ball heard the great wailing of his little unloyal friends, he came by and stopped their suffering by eating them entirely...(i hate happy endings, lets be realistic sometimes)
